Thursday, February 10, 2011

Keyword Fun 2

I didn't get a chance to do an in-depth analysis today, so instead I thought I'd distract you with some fun keyword searches that people use to get to our website.

poker chip larp armor
Said it before and I'll say it again. You need to have the chips meshed pretty close together to get the full benefit of this armor. As in millimeters between them, and don't dare have any areas that aren't covered or you won't get the 75% coverage required.

templates for newscast homework
Lie, Sensationalize, Lie, Scare Tactics, Sensationalize... that about does it.

what does the blue color mean in larp?
Freud would say it has to do with uncontrollable human urges. Everyone else says it means blue.

yo dawg, i herd you like noodles so i put noodles in ur noodle
Look what happens when I do one "Yo Dawg" post.

larp mini game
Yo dawg, I herd you like LARPs, so I put a LARP mini game in yo' LARP, so you can LARP while you LARP.

football pad nero armor
Just don't do it.

pride and predjudice larp
Just don't do it. (Tim, was this you?)

nero 9th edition "smoking policy"
Smoke 'em if you got 'em! (and you're not underage)

fat guy running picture
I thought about putting a fat guy running picture, but when I googled it in google images, I got scared...


  1. But Fitzwilliam Darcy is a perfect vampire name...

  2. In the SCA, wearing a blue feather in your hat indicated that you were gay. This may not be true now that people everywhere are more open about alternative lifestyles - wait, I wonder if I said something about this before and that's why the connection? Whoops :)

  3. Actually under the post "movies that pump you up for larp" I'm almost sure Tim put Pride & Prejudice. pwn. :)